Saturday, April 18, 2009

Thoughts that I have in the shower, for most glorious day of Saturn

You know what burns my ass?

Shit-asses that review items on Amazon, or anywhere that offers a set numbered rating scale – say, 1 to 5 stars – and proceed to write, "If I could rate this a (insert number that is not scaled here), I would." I find it most annoying with negative reviews, usually along the lines of, "If I could rate this movie zero stars, I would."

Well, you can’t. So shut the fuck up.

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