Ahead of the curve...

..that's right, I'm ahead of the curve.

One year ago this week:

"I did learn that MTV has decided to start their own wrestling promotion with such ring luminaries as Vampiro, Justin Credible, New Jack and Syxxpac23kid. You may remember Syxxpac23kid as the guy who made a sex tape with Chyna. As I learned from the pictures included with rotten.com's coverage of said sex tape, Chyna has a tiny penis where her clitoris should be. Either that or she has a vagina where her scrotum should be.

The original point of this post was to mention the MTVWF, which makes me wonder if they'll air the backstage segments on MTV and the actual wrestling on M2. Somewhere along the line I decided that you all needed to be reminded about Chyna's penis/inverted mansack and the sex tape she/he/it made with Syxxpac23kid. Now the point of this post is to posit a question: what is measurably worse? An MTV wrestling promotion, Chyna's penis/inverted mansack, Chyna having sex with Syxxpac23kid, the fact that they decided to make a tape of it, or the fact that they decided to distribute said tape? I report, you decide. Or you rip your eyeballs out in a fit of madness. Your call."

I didn't see WSX, but I'm guessing it sucks. I won't post the screenshot from Chyna's vagina (RHYME!), but here's the link to the Rotten Library article with the picture if those of you who saw WSX's debut want to compare it directly to the penitoris in question and answer my year old question: what is measurably worse? An MTV wrestling promotion, Chyna's penis/inverted mansack, Chyna having sex with Syxxpac23kid, the fact that they decided to make a tape of it, or the fact that they decided to distribute said tape?

Come on, people, you already gave MTV 30 minutes you'll never get back, so why not match that with some respect for humanity you'll never get back? Look at the picture and answer the question!

(Disclaimer: SGM and Rev. Joshua are not responsible for damaged eyesight, genital mutilation, murderous rampages and/or suicides resulting from viewing the picture.)